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Meanwhile, Phil is determined to find where Luke's hidden talents lie.
Jay has a sleepover for his grand kids, but Haley is looking for a way out.
Manny is in shock after seeing a horror movie with Jay.
Gloria surprises Jay with a trip to Hawaii for his birthday, but he isn't pleased to find out that the entire family is tagging along.
Gloria disagrees over Jay's beloved life-sized dog butler statue, and Cameron gets sucked into their gardener's woes, much to Mitchell's chagrin.
Mitchell tells Jay that one of his friends is gay to teach him a lesson, Claire gets frustrated with Phil's new master remote control, and Gloria gives Manny's "date" a makeover to improve her self-esteem.
Manny's dad shows up bearing extravagant gifts, Mitchell and Cameron fight over how to care for their daughter when she cries at night, and Claire tries to impress the firefighters who responded to Phil's kidney stone 911 call.
Cameron offers to fill the drumming vacancy in Dylan's band.Phil goes behind Claire's back and gets a bike for Luke, then really ends up lying about it when the bike gets stolen.